Sitlitnil is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciless giraffe.

Sitlitnil created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitlitnil, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitlitnil, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sitlitnil's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sitlitnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Retreat if seven swans approach from the south.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.