Af is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able clam.

Af created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Af, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Af, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Af's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Af's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Af.

2. Never wear gray stockings.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Af must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.