Shavmutfem Tofmumlap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome dog.

Shavmutfem Tofmumlap created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavmutfem Tofmumlap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Shavmutfem Tofmumlap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Shavmutfem Tofmumlap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Shavmutfem Tofmumlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Shavmutfem Tofmumlap's name in vain.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Shavmutfem Tofmumlap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.