Wonhitfat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humane mongoose.

Wonhitfat created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonhitfat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wonhitfat, she will laugh at you.

Wonhitfat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wonhitfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never go into purple rooms.