Lapbetgantonkgon Besttomdonflan Gupfligqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, compassionate bird.

Lapbetgantonkgon Besttomdonflan Gupfligqueeg created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lapbetgantonkgon Besttomdonflan Gupfligqueeg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lapbetgantonkgon Besttomdonflan Gupfligqueeg, she will throw large rocks at you.

Lapbetgantonkgon Besttomdonflan Gupfligqueeg's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lapbetgantonkgon Besttomdonflan Gupfligqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.