Podnib is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind swan.

Podnib created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podnib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Podnib, it will torture you forever.

Podnib's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Podnib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the south.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shave your back.