Nabstigkin Rigwabvid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful slug.

Nabstigkin Rigwabvid created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Nabstigkin Rigwabvid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabstigkin Rigwabvid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nabstigkin Rigwabvid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nabstigkin Rigwabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the north.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect six lead sculptures of Nabstigkin Rigwabvid on top of important buildings.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.