Nurldanfasgenvancatvonnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical snake.

Nurldanfasgenvancatvonnarl created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldanfasgenvancatvonnarl, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurldanfasgenvancatvonnarl, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nurldanfasgenvancatvonnarl's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nurldanfasgenvancatvonnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three nematodes approach from the south.

2. Never run in the presence of swans.

3. Hide if seven otters approach from the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.