Leggomhug is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciless parrot.

Leggomhug created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Leggomhug, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Leggomhug, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Leggomhug's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Leggomhug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven pigs approach from the west.

2. Worship no other gods but Leggomhug.

3. Never laugh in the presence of geese.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.