Sabzenmut Arfwatminminhugnibyar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fast snail.

Sabzenmut Arfwatminminhugnibyar created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabzenmut Arfwatminminhugnibyar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sabzenmut Arfwatminminhugnibyar, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sabzenmut Arfwatminminhugnibyar's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sabzenmut Arfwatminminhugnibyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about amino acids.