Quathendutmis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish lion.

Quathendutmis created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Quathendutmis, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quathendutmis, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quathendutmis' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Quathendutmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not shave your arms.