Rultargteenpad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented dragon.

Rultargteenpad created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rultargteenpad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rultargteenpad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rultargteenpad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rultargteenpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Rultargteenpad on top of important buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rultargteenpad.

5. Do not take Rultargteenpad's name in vain.