Stigsuggov is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, grumpy camel.

Stigsuggov created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigsuggov, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stigsuggov, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Stigsuggov's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Stigsuggov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. You must pray to Stigsuggov five times a day.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat figs.