Cenlanbim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast jellyfish.

Cenlanbim created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenlanbim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cenlanbim, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cenlanbim's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cenlanbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of capybaras.

2. Do not take Cenlanbim's name in vain.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.