Nutsangan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring troll.

Nutsangan created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutsangan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nutsangan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nutsangan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nutsangan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not take Nutsangan's name in vain.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never mention seals.