Dibtigcat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, smart wasp.

Dibtigcat created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibtigcat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dibtigcat, he will turn you into a frog.

Dibtigcat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dibtigcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Dibtigcat loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Dibtigcat loves turtles, so they must be honoured.