Weglagzak is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome parrot.

Weglagzak created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Weglagzak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Weglagzak, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Weglagzak's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Weglagzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.