Tapladvig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak camel.

Tapladvig created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapladvig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tapladvig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tapladvig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tapladvig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink alcohol.