Stikdotwan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest octopus.

Stikdotwan created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdotwan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stikdotwan, he will not invite you to parties.

Stikdotwan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Stikdotwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.