Hitxuckquart is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring sheep.

Hitxuckquart created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Hitxuckquart, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hitxuckquart, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hitxuckquart's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Hitxuckquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never mention snakes.