Likzengomtit Arplegstan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong walrus.

Likzengomtit Arplegstan created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Likzengomtit Arplegstan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Likzengomtit Arplegstan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Likzengomtit Arplegstan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Likzengomtit Arplegstan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.