Yimbabnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy tapir.

Yimbabnutt created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimbabnutt, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yimbabnutt, she will not care.

Yimbabnutt's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yimbabnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about galaxies.