Ingbincardod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent chinchilla.

Ingbincardod created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ingbincardod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ingbincardod, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ingbincardod's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ingbincardod's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ingbincardod.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingbincardod.

5. Do not speak about spinach.