Pakpangpom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful owl.

Pakpangpom created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakpangpom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pakpangpom, it will turn you into a rock.

Pakpangpom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pakpangpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear boots.