Tigfunliknab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, competent hamster.

Tigfunliknab created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigfunliknab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tigfunliknab, she will turn you into a mole.

Tigfunliknab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tigfunliknab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Never look in ponds.