Pagkikbit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered seal.

Pagkikbit created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagkikbit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pagkikbit, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pagkikbit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pagkikbit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never skip in the presence of ducks.