Limlitbig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sage jackal.

Limlitbig created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Limlitbig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limlitbig, it will be very sad.

Limlitbig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Limlitbig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Never bounce in the presence of mites.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.