Dadcipwap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent camel.

Dadcipwap created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadcipwap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dadcipwap, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dadcipwap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dadcipwap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dadcipwap three times a day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect five carbon sculptures of Dadcipwap on top of important buildings.