Lenhitnar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous crow.

Lenhitnar created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenhitnar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenhitnar, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lenhitnar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lenhitnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.