Yarpjatstig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, kind donkey.

Yarpjatstig created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpjatstig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yarpjatstig, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yarpjatstig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yarpjatstig's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must love Yarpjatstig.

5. Never look in ponds.