Zanbancep Cepbamhub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart sheep.

Zanbancep Cepbamhub created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbancep Cepbamhub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zanbancep Cepbamhub, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zanbancep Cepbamhub's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zanbancep Cepbamhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Retreat if eight otters approach from the south.