Kinfigarfpidfatflow Sadgofhen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident mink.

Kinfigarfpidfatflow Sadgofhen created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinfigarfpidfatflow Sadgofhen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kinfigarfpidfatflow Sadgofhen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kinfigarfpidfatflow Sadgofhen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kinfigarfpidfatflow Sadgofhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kinfigarfpidfatflow Sadgofhen's name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kinfigarfpidfatflow Sadgofhen.