Gadwapfom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful ferret.

Gadwapfom created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Gadwapfom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gadwapfom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gadwapfom's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gadwapfom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about amino acids.