Flaggepspag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless meerkat.

Flaggepspag created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flaggepspag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flaggepspag, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flaggepspag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Flaggepspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not shave your chest.