Genjadjon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent fish.

Genjadjon created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Genjadjon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Genjadjon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Genjadjon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Genjadjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help badgers.