Gepbuskad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witless swan.

Gepbuskad created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbuskad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gepbuskad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gepbuskad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gepbuskad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Put Gepbuskad first in all things.

3. Always obey Gepbuskad's priests.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Respect your elders.