Buglegwab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental jaguar.

Buglegwab created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Buglegwab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Buglegwab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Buglegwab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Buglegwab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three foxes approach from the north.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Buglegwab.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about galaxies.