Gupkomwod Japfatfodcabladsinbug is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced troll.

Gupkomwod Japfatfodcabladsinbug created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupkomwod Japfatfodcabladsinbug, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gupkomwod Japfatfodcabladsinbug, it will turn you into a duck.

Gupkomwod Japfatfodcabladsinbug's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gupkomwod Japfatfodcabladsinbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Gupkomwod Japfatfodcabladsinbug loves rats, so they must be honoured.