Fagvabvad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy coyote.

Fagvabvad created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagvabvad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fagvabvad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fagvabvad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fagvabvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fagvabvad.

3. Never wear brown shorts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Fagvabvad loves doves, so they must be honoured.