Lamrotvad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, moody unicorn.

Lamrotvad created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamrotvad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lamrotvad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lamrotvad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Lamrotvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.