Zestdaggamgep is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical skunk.

Zestdaggamgep created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zestdaggamgep, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zestdaggamgep, he will turn you into a slug.

Zestdaggamgep's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Zestdaggamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Zestdaggamgep loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.