Bopquimtadmipyarlgofvig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sage wolf.

Bopquimtadmipyarlgofvig created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopquimtadmipyarlgofvig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bopquimtadmipyarlgofvig, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bopquimtadmipyarlgofvig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bopquimtadmipyarlgofvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopquimtadmipyarlgofvig.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.