Bambemtun Hogvolced is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, irritating jaguar.

Bambemtun Hogvolced created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bambemtun Hogvolced, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bambemtun Hogvolced, it will cry a lot.

Bambemtun Hogvolced's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bambemtun Hogvolced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must never eat apples.