Weevingad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited fox.

Weevingad created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weevingad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weevingad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Weevingad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Weevingad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Weevingad loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Fast once a month.