Fatvonkan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, overgenerous hydra.

Fatvonkan created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatvonkan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fatvonkan, he will turn you into a worm.

Fatvonkan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fatvonkan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatvonkan.