Ligsabrot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident spider.

Ligsabrot created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligsabrot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ligsabrot, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ligsabrot's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ligsabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.