Libpadleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, compassionate ant.

Libpadleg created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libpadleg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libpadleg, it will manifest in front of you.

Libpadleg's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Libpadleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Libpadleg on top of all buildings.