Legluntargtan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent goose.

Legluntargtan created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legluntargtan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Legluntargtan, it will ignore you.

Legluntargtan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Legluntargtan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Legluntargtan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not hurt swans.