Didbesthivxucnelsakpom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless dragon.

Didbesthivxucnelsakpom created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didbesthivxucnelsakpom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Didbesthivxucnelsakpom, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Didbesthivxucnelsakpom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Didbesthivxucnelsakpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away if nine bats approach from the south.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never jump in holy places.