Fasgabhen is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, ruthless lizard.

Fasgabhen created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasgabhen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fasgabhen, he will turn you into a duck.

Fasgabhen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fasgabhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Never think about amino acids.